Thursday, December 31, 2009

Ap Biology Lab 6 Part A Variables

Oh, I liked 2009

Here is an annual review, as the trend is indeed happy times of the year. And because the brown is indeed a media bitch, he must also give mustard its stupid one at that.

Personal event of the year: Oh, far too many. My God that was a year ^ ^

Woman of the Year: Who, if not Jenny? : D

Man of the Year: Where would I be today without Axel? : D

song of the year: * I gotta feeling horny again and again * ^ ^

party of the year: Of course the GayKellerSummerNight!

vulgarity of the year: I was stolen my beloved bench jacket: '(

Quote of the Year: Did a lot ... but that is immortal: * I and you and who his ... ! Geweeesen * xD

stupidity of the year: Brown said he had fallen in love. The Dussel.

orgasm of the year: Yes, with whom was being betrayed, but non-nu: D

series of the year: In addition to the usual course, Veronica Mars!

monster of the year: Definitely, my neighbor ^ ^

furniture of the Year: La couch x)

Fressalie of the year: Tomato Mozzi and Boecker cheese xD

Smiley of the year. D (yes, a Cyclops ^ ^)

Vorglühabend of the year: He was with me! xD There was the pre-heat hotter than the party in the basement: D

Fund of the Year: A Short Boxer behind my bed. Not mean, mind you ^ ^

brew of the year: Tropica and the good Criss xD

Brand of the Year: Oh, Bench I like even a bit xP

move of the Year: Karo nu lives in Rostock! Jawollski! : D

Town of the Year: I've given my heart Rostock ^ ^

Country of the Year: Nepalese xD

roommate of the year: Although I have only one, but it would still be my Lisa x )

Bar / Pub of the Year: Oha, Cro or Plane? Man can not remember so exactly: D

nickname of the year: First and foremost, of course, Phil! Otherwise, Mr. Biernot, Samantha, or even Eva ^ ^

hobby of the year: Celebrate with the best people in the world! : -*

Book of the Year: The Alchemist

Ouch of the year: to get away with his stick! Ouch!

Klopper Musical of the Year: Lily Allen! David Guetta! Beyoncé! BEP! Britney! to be D

favorite winner had the TV of the Year:: And more ^ ^ muuuch

favorite winner in the TV of the Year: Ingrid van Bergen Mandy Bork!

Heulerei of the year: After a message from Bjorn ^ ^

internet people I've never personally seen the Year: Greetings to Markus and Benni xP

crash Store of the Year: Somehow almost always Bacio ^ ^

spread of the Year: cheese-fruit salad: D

Transvestite of the Year: Mina Van Helsing ^ ^

biggest nonsense of the year: Probably this nonsense of a blog here: D


And since we are the end of the year , is now once again celebrate the end a typical New Year's Eve Klopper on the ears. Oh, I love this song. You all a happy new year and all that stuff.



Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Bottle Washer Sterilizer

A new trip complacent

Why in God's name I always start first, pull me inside every cool band until years after they appeared on the music world scene. In tool I can still say that I was too young to me purely pull one of their concerts in the early nineties. But with Silverchair is more difficult. God, I hated rock tunes, as are all ran around in school with Nirvana-shirts. And now, after this decade is out, I wish I could return again in the nineties. In any case, I would rock a festival and pure pull me Silverchair. Tomorrow would in any case, what the ZWOTEN Rocktober 2010 .


have long been nothing more for the good here. May be because I have the last few weeks to Rome an enormous amount of work on my work-work balance. Now that is repeated in the near future but the birth of the sandals-Fuzzis, I wish you all a calorie-and alcohol-rich Christmas. The latter is particularly

well on Friday in good old Gera again when the Sille traditionally invites the Casa Metzig. Nearly three-quarters of all Dabbelju Chih will be there. Apropos - "Recently, when I make your mother a whore vertripperte" ... uh I probably confused what again ... recently I'm back rumgesurft on YouTube and have a little rummage in Peppers video. And since I've reminded me of the DVD sessions with Chrissie in the room. Fits to Venice Queen.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

How Much Meclizine High

and non-sleep! No comment

Pamparampapapapapaparam. With a drum beating so loud that even my neighbor below me with Grummelblick take note, I report me back out of hibernation and taint this blog as a disguised erotic side again at last. Well, as I so awake I realize: Damn, is indeed still winter. But at this point is to just not care.

I know you I'm still guilty of a blog post. I see you yet again lurking in every corner. Your vultures. Well then we want to bring the cheese look behind us. As you certainly remember you (if non, read scroll down!) I want you so vertelln still like her after a night of open the next day are fit again. Assuming you have to be fit, otherwise sit back and let a fart times.

First and foremost, however, must be differentiated: Was a little bit of sleep in the game or non? I always advocate strongly for it to go through, for all benefits under 2 hours of sleep üüüberhaupt nothing, quite the contrary, it is deadly! Then you will do nothing around high. So by making the most beautiful. Sun and nu starts the real fun ...

I can as a veteran in the profession say unto you, Oha, there are so many things you can do wrong. The worst isses whenever one is also bad. Then it hairy. But first, always take a shower, brush your teeth, stop dat popular programs. You all stink terribly determined to pub, and the smell has gone. Quickly. But non-sleep there! Complains of head pain in your thoughts bag? Then it does nothing einzuschmeißen erstma Peterzeter * ne. If after 10 minutes, non better still, chop, another behind her, that's enough but then erstma. Then is always very important: Nice keep moving, not even thinking in the dream of your sweet little ass somewhere to settle down, be it a chair, a table or whatever else you always sits. And even begin to think non-mind to crawl into bed ... "Is doing it for 10 minutes" attracts non with me! So is always nice to be your dancing feet are. So now is disgusting. Because the only thing ye kindly translated Dared is dat toilet! This should be very even. Let it all out. It has to, really, anything to get out. It will be better. God have given me these words I just pounded the keyboard as in disgust, because with your shithouse course I would actually have time to do absolutely nothing. Oh, and non-sleep there! Then, also very important dat necessarily see it which devour! This should generally be the case after every party. Happy kebab or any Stadtbäcker Dinger, decent whosoever may also like a real breakfast with hot rolls and such. Are you eat after the party still had non-adjust that, then gets the get home, even if you is bad. Is really important, otherwise you have all day but Grummelgefühl in the belly and think that you only you would be bad because you pretending that the fur on your tongue. Here you have just hungry. But you überfresst non! And non-sleep there! And now is probably the most important: Drink! No, not her Bleppos alcohol, water! Drinks much more water, preferably nothing else. Water works best and bring your stoned circulation going again. Later, one must then also like to make Coke or another but sweet concoction is then well fürn circuit. But first tilt back a lot of water. Coffee helps only partially works, after a night of partying very two-sided. A cup should be no problem. I had help in my youthful naivety done the mistake and about 2 liters of the day out drinking, thinking that would work. Nope. The coffee gave me the illusion I was indeed awake, my body was, however, but still dead! I then hung so wide awake, too nervous and excited at my desk, my body lifeless and hardly able to do something, but my head wildly wagging. This then gives a very strange feeling in my stomach, so watch out! Drinking a lot is the A and O. And in non-sleep! Whatever is that supposed to ... Well

otherwise gitbs only to mention that it would be advisable to have it gums that help also good. Both for you and your fellow human beings. Oh, and her smoking out there, puffing smokes and quietly diligent, you are, after all, smokers. Who is woefully non-can! Otherwise, let everything calm approach makes you non-ready. If you're finally back home: ratzen Off to bed and. Finally. Works for me but non always immediately, but the probably your body now need most. Much sleep. Unless the next party is coming up. Then you shall all the fun the next day to go through again. Anything to happen ...

Sun folks, I'd say that's enough then again and should entschuldigne the past few weeks my blog abstinence. I watch you, but once the giant-Lex, I'm here hingekasselt grad! Last. Soon you expect but still a few more tidbits braunersche, I'd best be not be so passive. Until then I salute you beasts straight.

* Peterzeter = paracetamol, in my jargon, and that of my friends say dat Peterzeter! Abbreviation reasons sometimes simply called Peter.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

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When in Rome

One can hardly put into words.
Rome, the Eternal City, can fold it down an ever his jaw. At every turn something funky. Everyone should have a time before the 2000 year old Pantheon and let it sit on you. Or if you comfortable on the Via della Conciliazione toward St. Peter's (photo) walks, one is the violence that has this city really clear. Especially when then this place is huge and even when one is almost overwhelmed by the middle of St. Peter's Montrosität this prayer temple. Therefore, I can save even more details. Look at just the album to own or ride to Rome. Maybe I will come with time. If you believe the tradition, I will anyway. Even with 5 cents of landed in the Trevi Fountain.


The week in Rome was already the basis of the visual overkill pretty exciting. This was reinforced by the fact that I, for first time (in the old age;)) ganzu traveled alone and spent the night a week in a hostel. It was amazing how many interesting guys from all Himmelsrichtugen one meets in such a way, all of which are almost cliché in terms of communication. This model brings the longing for a decent booze and the will to stop by during the trip in Amsterdam. So ne good mood a lot easier. Unfortunately I did not have much time to consider further. But, the next holiday to come.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

What Is Name Of The Jacket Tom Delonge Weres On

What a feeling. .. Pierce



Nobody can imagine what that feeling is for, to withdraw a fag at 2000 year-old paving stones. :)

Monday, October 19, 2009

Hip Pains Herpes Outbreak





Actually, I want to tell you, yes today, how terribly excessive for a night of partying the next day is clear. But first a few impressions, which can on those terribly excessive party nights all happen. Just let time work, from giving any comment from me ...

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Does The Dxg Fish Eye Work For All Models

Sunday Night Riddle

This sunday i want to give you all something special. Considering the increasing number of international visits to this blog, i am going to write (actually i have ;)) this article in this worlds language. By the way, it is much better for Google-Indication :).

What i have for you, is a riddle ! Maybe you feel curious right now about clicking the following link. It will lead to some special content. But it is nothing bad or illegal or something like this. It is only very personal, and so it has to be protected.

-> THE LINK

You will be forced to enter a username and a password. And maybe you don't know, what this might be. But maybe my advice can help you out with this.

The user name is a CITY
and maybe it is a city ...

... that you might live in
or
... where you have been in the past
or
... which is small
or
... that you wanna go to in the future
or
... which is big
or
... where you have lived years ago
or
... that you do not know
or
... where you actually are right now ...

The password is a SONG
and maybe it is a song ...

... which made rock history
or
... that has nothing to do with rock
or
... which is quiet unknown
or
... which is the biggest hit of all time
or
... that you absolutely don't like
or
... which was used in a good movie
or
... that you sing under shower
or
... which is your most emotional song ...


Whatever those two things are,
it is written in small letters and without any space.

I think its really hard to solve. because it is about knowing things, not only being clever. Sorry about that! In the meantime you can enjoy one of the best songs from Pearl Jam , that most of the people do not know - "Love Boat Captain" - amazing. Maybe we are going to play this song @ ZWOTER ROCKTOBER next year.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Ova Ikusa Otome Valkyrie

SOBER

What is this only for a refrigerator at a time? Have abgezittert with just one, as I am to Schlecker. Well, yes it is already mid-October. As it is now in the northern hemisphere winter time gene. People who stay just south of the equator, should enjoy the time!

enjoy Just as we THE FISTS the starting number in the third Rocktober. We played Sober by Tool. And it was awesome, at least from my perspective. That was real good work guys! Here is the photo. Have a few uploaded to the existing set. Unfortunately, with a not so high resolution that I ripped from the studies hab. Better than nothing.
See You.


THIRD Rocktober 11 get sent, I will expand it, this much is clear.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

How To Make Backup Of P90x

Rocktober images I

Have I found grad.

In studies, the Isa set quite a few photos of the THIRD Rocktober. If in any meaningful.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Funny Congratulations For Expecting A Baby

money, booze and irony

way, I've been a long time again to get out of my depressing phase, just in case you're asking what's going on because at the Brown Sun Well, at least as good as out. It is missing a tiny detail, but everything is really good again. To Currently I have very very much fun in life, but also very very many money worries. But I do nothing, fun comes first.

But that bothers me with the money after all a bit ... How to make lots of money as quickly as possible? And best of all? Creative suggestions I am always happy to receive, but please come to me with non Prostutition. From the industry I'm out. But perhaps because I had already an idea ... If I were just enough to hold on to it and it might motivate me more ... But all in good time, I'll keep you informed.

And next time I'll give you a small guide with many useful tips on how after a terrible night drunken blackout comes back quickly to his feet. I know me because of ... Um ... Yes.

cry In the end, however, a small musical concoction, which I really have two reasons pleasurable. First, because it sounds really beautiful, and partly because it non-ironically lately might have been. In certain situations, the words of this song really hard to cope, as beautiful as they may sound. Tüdü.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Tattoo Baby Print With Wings



age Swede, I am now rumgequält on the highway. But now I'm back and now I try to recapitulate the emotions of last night again. That's pretty hard - and that too for several reasons. There is, for example, the well- known memory barrier "Beer Consumption". One would perhaps also have to get over. Unfortunately, I have it but also failed to produce important visual evidence in sufficiently large numbers or exhibited goods. I chose two pictures that give reasonably somehow feel like ass when horny
the party yesterday evening.



Jim Jupiter proved to be in top form and with THE FISTS after two years we have once again rocked properly. I think this phrase is entirely appropriate. The fact that we have ever made it borders on a Miracle. Yes, it was wonderful. More words I can think of at least tonight, are not produced. Thank you, guys. I thank the team from 4Room. I thank all who were there. And I thank you ever for all who are sending me more photos!
Sun, and because it was so beautiful, we will again next year. And again on the first Saturday in October. So reserve before -
ZWOTER Rocktober on 02.10.2010 in Leipzig

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Going To School Without Underwear

Sailing Hats off

Oh man, I think it's my fault. I think it's really my fault that the Bavarians have reduced grad Sun For when I am after a long day at work in twenty minutes a click and what most wanted to see, I was unfortunately only the last correctly good to see action. Well, there are worse things. For example, that I get at regular intervals to this event for the THIRD Rocktober. We will still have to play not only did 50 people. No, I think, so things will not go bad. As a reminder: Almost exactly two years THE FISTS have been playing great the last time. And now, almost as long as we have been working towards, we can finally start. A little sample and then we will see how many will actually accrue from 21 clock in 4Room. Until Saturday!


Wednesday, September 30, 2009

My Little Bro Stole My Panties

Rocktober

Before getting to the main topic of this Sunday's blogs, I would like to tell something:
Brandenburg love, I congratulate you. You did it, what we are not able Saxony. You have thrown the damn Nazis in a high arc back from your diet. This is by far the best news this Sunday. The Bees - black and yellow are the things. And the sting. And the sting probably only those in which one has the impression that they are too weak to defend themselves. So it will run in the next few years. I could as an employee and shareholders happy actually. If taxes fall, I'll probably come off pretty well at. But since I fortunately possess a humanistic point of view of general interest, I am lost on 9 / 27 ". For now, as conservative elite collection keeps thinking back to our country, it will go most people feel worse. Even worse than now. This yellow can with their stupid 15% rumpoltern as they are funny. The large mass is gotten nothing from it.
But - the euphoric phases between the crises will be shorter. And you will see that the law has the strongest egos a retired once and for all. I also wonder if I challenge the results of the election. Because in my polling station was not see a pass. Of the three in front of me either. Unfortunately, just me no observers of the OSCE here.
Well, I did not want the Impression that I would look through one hundred percent of everything, or as if I had studied all the party programs in detail. But a little common sense is enough really. In addition, Sunday, and as I write almost always something in here, understand! And today there is just only one subject. Except maybe the 3-0 against vodka lawn ball locomotive. is all the results from the constituencies on SPIEGEL ONLINE

nice Sunday

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Should The Bar Of The Belly Ring Stick Out

bees

Hey guys, I think this year any more drive in it in the general election. Many are located close together, the Great, it goes to the laundry. Who in such Choose a constellation is not always loses. I then move on to the way in my polling station assigned to me and I will show the people of Düsseldorf times, how to choose. This is exciting. Things will be even, whether the Berlin elephant round in the evening will bring as much fun as last time what the Schroeder has since taken off for a show? Hell, what a stylish finish. Or just too much vodka. You do not know.











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IMG_0243, originally uploaded by THE FISTS What a cool evening at last Sunday. THE FISTS have played for the first time in the cult post-Jan-cast:). Above all, with all the bells and whistles. Even the search for what was to eat as before. And Helmut Morello was among them. Shortly before his disappearance.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

The Atlanta Stove Works 1889 Conestoga

finally disappeared

... He was dressed in a denim pants, a denim shirt, jeans, shoes and a hat jeans imitation. Anyone who has seen him call, please contact his mother.
Soon more details:)

Monday, September 21, 2009

Dp Dıgıtal Playground Watch

Helmut Morello at five to eight ...

The weekend itself is already pretty weird. Always on Friday it just stands at the door. Also in this week. Very nice staying power. Such, I will most likely need it again, just to get through this weekend at home. Sample is predicted for THIRD Rocktober. And there are in most cases a few other activities off with. We'll see how it will end the main thing it's nice easy, so easy as the hairstyles of the Commodores
at Easy . Bad, ey




Friday, September 18, 2009

Pylony Podświetlane

Easy Weekend

Well, on such a day off, as it gets ever get out of such hyper-creative sayings to make a blog post carefully. After all this is now managed, I can run into the real issues. Yes, there are several. First is music. Have just a little surfing through YouTube. It is time and again how many beautiful Mucke there. And you annoyed that you came not before it.
Clueso is such a case. I'm always told people how good is the - especially in the East! But in my music drawer that had no place ever. One day I was at a rehearsal with Jim Jupiter . And thus playing a song - Chigaco
. And that was it. CD is in the closet. And here is a hammer-live version.
A few weeks ago I was known at Pearl Jam in Berlin. Unfortunately Black was not part of the set. It was really bad. I've read several places that the Black performance was in 2006 in the Wuhlheide the best. They probably have been omitted because of that. But I have a recording of a concert in Argentina discovered. Unbelievable how the audience the song expands to 9 minutes. Crass atmosphere! Crass Black!

may in such a long post of course, no evidence of
THIRD Rocktober
missing Which brings us to topic number three - I think that's a record. In less than four weeks, it is in fact so far. And I think the 4Room is really crowded. This naturally increases the pressure for the bands that want to play great in the evening. With THE FISTS we have to do some more. And even with
Jim Jupiter I may mitträllern again. And if all goes well, it is also associated Karma Police by Radiohead
. Perhaps just as in the following frame, but without the Versinger at the beginning;).

's an unforgettable evening at 03.10. We have even opened up yet another band that plays their own songs. I've not only noticed the name. But that is so. Finally, I have yet another song by Pearl Jam. It has not done in any greatest hits album because he was also first on the last album. So wonderfully melancholic. Gone .

Well, it's darn. I get today simply do not connect back to the title. Can, yes, but not always! Tschö

When Does Baby's Head

To each what he deserves

Hello Bimbos. Hope you all are well. And if non, welcome to the club. Wies I feel that is time we today want to ignore ... Let
but rather we focus on good times music. We had that long earning nothing around us all now surely. I would earnestly ask you all about listening to that following musical concoction to wagging leaning back and at least with the foot. Fetzt namely



Oh I do not like the Platnum knorke total. Bin last year already become aware of them ... Or was it 2 years ago? When she musically the night of the MTV show accompanied Designerama. Or isses but only three years ago? Oh what do I know. In any case, it was pretty much the first musician or known public Person to whom I remember at that time began to wear the purple. Those color developed in recent years, so the absolute trend of the fashion industry. People, people, slowly, you can also take back something else. I always say, the next trend color is green and then you will get yellow. Let's see if I'm right. Um ... Well like, I actually say that but please a few more eyes on Miss Platnum may be addressed and should deserve se dat simple.

And now I have no desire to write. Please excuse the way this terribly superficial and meaningless blog entry that has been designed for you to be terribly boring. 'm Just non-grad profound able somehow be. Too many people, too many complications, especially too many feelings. Maybe because I've ridden himself into the shit, so have probably otherwise deserves. So long, it greets your fashion guru.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Wording For Cupcake Birthday

interim Info

Here is a small intermediate information: it went downhill.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Is Wearing A Rosery Offensive

It's downhill from now on

Just as the weekend was great, it can go from now on really all down hill ... After these really great days, I'm just happy! So much fun, joy and above all great feelings I experience rare. I like my life, I'm happy! It can just go downhill. Well, I'm really excited obs so. I hope not, of course, But let's see what the next few days be goats. Tüdelü.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Alternative Zu Skagen

The naive Brown

So in physics I was always ne rivets. Some technical things would just never in my Köppi pure, so logically it could also be explained. I did not understand until today - and it probably never will - is like flying an airplane. As you can tell me what you want, I will never understand. Or a telephone. How does it work? There are just things and things that I can not imagine, let alone explain. As rational thought and my action is usually, sometimes the little naive realist in me is by.

example, I'm also always assume that people mean what they say. Apart from irony and sarcasm and such jokes. But just when it comes to feelings, I am relying on the words of my opponent. Tjoa, and one can sit on my ass pretty schonmal when someone says something, but not so mean, but I rely on the words they say. Everyone else would probably recognize the unspoken words behind Union said, I usually do not. Respectively. I do not want to recognize them. What words are there for? Well, that may be the naive Brown.

Whether that now, however, is good or bad, I can judge non. In any case, I know that dat somehow makes everything complicated. But honesty is still the best, let us strive for the absolute truth, otherwise it's all non-rips. That simply says the truth, I tolerate them already.

So, nu, but enough with the whole Gesülze here, it can even withstand a little. Ah, makes it all what you want, but anyway everything is nonsense here. See you soon.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

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Life is not a request program

More images have reached me. These were at once into the album
Jim Jupiter and the Düsseldorf
uploaded. man, what have I for a thick neck?

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Where To Get Married In Mount Pleasant

Throw your hands in the air!

Well you Gnome, even here again? Excuse my naughty blog abstinence, I just wanted to make no pressure. Had to do better anyway. Pah!
I had was, in fact, because lately it with me and often like to "party party!" with the greatest people ever. After which time both the "failure may collapse, "echoed afterwards, but for so much fun you money problems so sometimes forget Be my non, evil but here is a must even now!.



Imagine me just about jumping, loud raucous, and also alcohol spilling forth, for only thus can a just practice for this song is. Nich different. was something so natural in the last few days. No, that again a joke. And what we laughed. I even had shortness of breath . I yielded nothing around. I really was the breath beaten out of the lungs with laughter. Herrlich.

And then a meeting of a special kind I've already almost gekäckert pants with excitement: My take many years to the present-reaching Rostock friends on my new friends ... A similar traumatic drama I once had, at that time was when I was good student cheer Velgast Gymmie. Unfortunately, a meeting was between my time with my friends Ribnitzer Velgast people about as smart as if you were trying to dissuade me from smoking: In general, non-smart. So, how things would go this time? Will they include? Or is it like pulling her hair and scratch your eyes? Admittedly, the latter option would have been definitely a funny sight.

But lo and behold, they all understood very well. Some were the other great, the other the other. Wunderbest. This will warm brown heart. Of two small groups of friends just take a big one. So sometimes I'd adore me so himself. This series of great events in recent days, many remain unmentioned at this point but also inspire my mind at the time up to the immense. I want to toss only my hands in the air! So if I disclose non know better, I'd say so smooth ... I'm happy.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Cheats Fire Red Gameshark Gpsphone

fragments II

spin slowly but surely the first image from the Gig on Saturday, there is evidence to me. I once picked out a nice copy.
The picture was taken during the addition, I think even at the very end. I have to ask the charming photo-Fee again:) Thanks for the nice photo. Better you would not have to make.
More photos will follow. There is then certainly the Sebastian here. Check it out!
-> to web album: Jim

Thursday, August 27, 2009

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Brown helps where he can

Recently, I received letters from concerned readers who sought advice from Brown ... Well, you have their wish.

Dear Brauner,
my Friend wants to make up with me because he thinks that I had become too thick. Even my best friends couple more and more from me, they are all very slim. My parents want to send me to a cure, they mean it would be best for me. Am I really that fat?

Yes. You're fat horrible. And I can only agree with all of your fellow man. You do me to be honest even suffering. Therefore, I advise you: depart from your partner, finish all the friendships and run away from home. Start a completely new life and not listen to other people. They should like you so as you are. Even if you're fat awful.

Dear Brauner,
my parents my future plans already laid. You want that I will pay my lawyer and therefore the best course ever. I would like to make but rather what creative. But my parents threaten me the money to remove me from the worst case to throw out at home and they think they would have to force myself to study. What should I do?

Well that is quite obvious, you Dödel. Of course you will study. And of course you will be good lawyer like Mom and Dad want it. And of course you will always listen to them and what they do, that's surely want to clear. And when you're done with everything, you look for a corrupt job, do your parents life a living Hell, and they accuse because of a little thing into the ground and it will go out as a successful winner. Thanks to the best of our study at all, that your parents you financed.

Dear Brauner,
no one is interested in me. I am looking now for 2 years for a relationship, but I find habs have not done it right friends. Most want nothing to do with me. Here I will just simply fall in love! Can you help me?

I? Certainly not, you crybaby. "I just love" sounds like that from the other people crack ten times a day with the left buttock ... Nee mouse, then the nothing. You go to the thing ran completely false. I have no idea why you with relationship issues to contact me, but my advice can only be: forget the love that joins a monastery and become a nun. Such a hopeless case - like you're a - you can not help different and it may in any case, only the best for you and for your fellow man be.

I am delighted that I had all these desperate souls to help. If you also have similar questions or problems, is reluctant to contact non-me ... Even if I wanted to scream you like to meet: "Let me alone with your petty shit", but that prevents me from the morale and the will of every being support in this world. Your Brauner, kindhearted and willing to help. Bla bla.