Recently, I received letters from concerned readers who sought advice from Brown ... Well, you have their wish.
Dear Brauner,
my Friend wants to make up with me because he thinks that I had become too thick. Even my best friends couple more and more from me, they are all very slim. My parents want to send me to a cure, they mean it would be best for me. Am I really that fat?
Yes. You're fat horrible. And I can only agree with all of your fellow man. You do me to be honest even suffering. Therefore, I advise you: depart from your partner, finish all the friendships and run away from home. Start a completely new life and not listen to other people. They should like you so as you are. Even if you're fat awful.
Dear Brauner,
my parents my future plans already laid. You want that I will pay my lawyer and therefore the best course ever. I would like to make but rather what creative. But my parents threaten me the money to remove me from the worst case to throw out at home and they think they would have to force myself to study. What should I do?
Well that is quite obvious, you Dödel. Of course you will study. And of course you will be good lawyer like Mom and Dad want it. And of course you will always listen to them and what they do, that's surely want to clear. And when you're done with everything, you look for a corrupt job, do your parents life a living Hell, and they accuse because of a little thing into the ground and it will go out as a successful winner. Thanks to the best of our study at all, that your parents you financed.
Dear Brauner,
no one is interested in me. I am looking now for 2 years for a relationship, but I find habs have not done it right friends. Most want nothing to do with me. Here I will just simply fall in love! Can you help me?
I? Certainly not, you crybaby. "I just love" sounds like that from the other people crack ten times a day with the left buttock ... Nee mouse, then the nothing. You go to the thing ran completely false. I have no idea why you with relationship issues to contact me, but my advice can only be: forget the love that joins a monastery and become a nun. Such a hopeless case - like you're a - you can not help different and it may in any case, only the best for you and for your fellow man be.
I am delighted that I had all these desperate souls to help. If you also have similar questions or problems, is reluctant to contact non-me ... Even if I wanted to scream you like to meet: "Let me alone with your petty shit", but that prevents me from the morale and the will of every being support in this world. Your Brauner, kindhearted and willing to help. Bla bla.
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